HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY, umbra_elf! No hot dickings (yet), but this has me hooked for more, so expect them soon! *love glomps*
( The Kyudoka ronin known only as Archer was a dead man walking, and he knew it. )

Title: The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes {B Side}
Rating: MA. That means not-worksafe Archer/Rin love.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 15,314
Warning/s: Heaven's Feel spoilers, and a lot of them too. I don't think anyone should feel too lost, though.
Summary: Life is never that simple, however. It moves on, a great unstoppable thing, and it's all you can do to try not to be crushed by it along the way.
Dedication: For burizulu, who left me the nicest review I've ever gotten, and I promised to dedicate this thing to months ago. I just hope it was worth the wait. And for umbra_elf, for helping my improve my smut-writing skills and perving over Archer with me all those times. You've done the world a greater service than you can possibly know.
A/N: Done for the 30_lemons challenge theme 3. The Sexuality of Terror, or, "Help, I'm Out of Control, Thank God!" More (long-ass) notes to follow after the fic.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my writing lj.
( Cellophane flowers of yellow and green/Towering over your head/Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes/And she's gone )

Title: The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes {A-Side}
Rating: MA. That means not-worksafe Archer/Rin love.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 15,314
Warning/s: Heaven's Feel spoilers, and a lot of them too. I don't think anyone should feel too lost, though.
Summary: Life is never that simple, however. It moves on, a great unstoppable thing, and it's all you can do to try not to be crushed by it along the way.
Dedication: For Burizulu, who left me the nicest review I've ever gotten, and I promised to dedicate this thing to months ago. I just hope it was worth the wait. And for umbra_elf, for helping my improve my smut-writing skills and perving over Archer with me all those times. You've done the world a greater service than you can possibly know.
A/N: Done for the 30_lemons challenge theme 3. The Sexuality of Terror, or, "Help, I'm Out of Control, Thank God!" More (long-ass) notes to follow after the fic.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my writing lj.

( Picture yourself in a boat on a river/With tangerine trees and marmalade skies/Somebody calls you/You answer quite slowly/A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. )

Title: See The Love There That's Sleeping
Rating: MA. That means angsty not-worksafe Archer/Rin love.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 7,038
Warning/s: Heaven's Feel spoilers, and a lot of them too. I don't think anyone should feel too lost, though.
Summary: The day had started out so normally. Who would have thought tonight everything would change?
Dedication: For rianax, who leaves the loveliest reviews and sends me Discworld, yet I have tragically not written a thing for before. No more!
A/N: Done for the 30_lemons challenge number 20. First Timers, or, "Yes! I'm Finally Getting Some!", also known by it’s secret title “First Timers, or “This challenge was designed specifically to turn Yuurei’s brain into mush, because it forces her to write angsty sex and she SUCKS at it.” =____= More (long-ass) notes to follow after the fic.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction, 30_lemons and my personal lj.

( I don't know why nobody told you/how to unfold you love/I don't know how someone controlled you/they bought you and sold you )

Title: Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Rating: MA. That means sex, boys and girls! Or at least it would if there WAS sex in this chapter, and not just Archer thinking really, really hard about it.
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 1648
Warning/s: Some minor Heaven's Feel spoilers.
Summary: Of practically its own volition, Archer's gaze whipped back to the open bathroom window.
Dedication: To anonymous proxy, because it's been a while since I've dedicated something to you. Sorry it had to be this. -cowers apologetically-
A/N: Done for my Archer x Rin 30(underscore)lemons challenge, using prompt 21. Alone Time, or, "When I Think About You, I Touch Myself". I'm truly, truly sorry about the title of this chapter, but frankly it's going to take a stronger willed person than me to NOT go for the Across The Universe song with the most suggestive title when doing a theme based on, um...well, choose your own euphemism. Although I ended up sticking to the theme without having to resort to Archer..relieving his frustration. I'd thank God for this, but I have a feeling this was more the work of Satan.

And yes, I realize this is the second 30(underscore)lemons claim I've done, and Archer and Rin still have yet to actually have sex in any meaningful (i.e., lengthy and descriptive) way. Will fix that with chapter 3!

Note: Re-edited, since I wasn’t happy with my original finished product. Hopefully, the additions will help with the confusion of people who aren’t all that familiar with the Heaven’s Feel route.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn(underscore)fiction. 30(underscore)lemons and my personal lj.

( Happiness is warm gun/Bang bang/Shoot shoot )

Title: I've Just Seen A Face
Rating: MA. That means (some non-graphic) sex, boys and girls!
Characters: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 954
Warning/s: Nothing for the moment, but Heaven's Feel spoilers are coming in later chapters.
Summary: His face is never clear.
Dedication: To yukari rin. Think of this as a pre-birthday(or as I call it, "Christmas In October") present, warming you up for the actual gift. blows kiss
A/N: Done for my Archer x Rin 30 lemons challenge, using prompt 1: "Anonymity, or, "Taken by the Faceless Stranger". I'm planning on using all 30 themes as part of an interconnected story based on an alternate take on the Heaven's Feel(Sakura's) route of the game Fate/Stay Night. Chronologically, this chapter takes place some years after the end of the game. I promise the inevitable questions (i.e., how Archer is there at all) will be answered in upcoming chapters. I've been on an Across The Universe kick lately, so the overall story is being called a slight variation on that, and each chapter will be titled using lyrics from the movie songs. I'm a huge dork, I know, and really sorry if this causes any undue confusion.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

( I've just seen a face/I can't forget the time or place/where we just met )

Title: Practicalities
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Archer x Rin
Word Count: 1,489
Warning/s: Upcoming Heaven's Feel spoilers, but nothing now.
Summary: Rin is practical if nothing else.
Dedication: To R. D. Majere. Here’s one that isn’t dirty! -apologetic bow-
A/N: A much put off update, this was largely inspired by what I feel is the hottest Archer x Rin doujinshi pic out there . Also, the word used to describe Archer's heartbeat is a reference to his chapter from the seriously awesome Toy Soldiers, by Arhel, which can be found on the site. Also: Yes, I know who Archer really is. I say he and Rin can get together anyway, and their sheer awesomeness pwns all other F/SN ships.

Cross-posted to fsn_fiction and my personal lj.

( Rin is practical if nothing else. )

Title: Pudding Pop
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gilgamesh, Saber, Lancer, Karen, one-side Saber x Gil
Word Count: 933
Warning/s: Minor Hollow Ataraxia spoilers, but nothing everyone doesn’t already know.
Summary: There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
Dedication: For anonymous(underscore)proxy. Here’s my first Gil-ficcing, hope you enjoy. Note the use of the prompt in fic and title. -hearts-
A/N:The song playing at the end, for those of you unable to tell, is Ride of the Valkyries, by Richard Wagner. It’s actually meant to be played by an orchestra, but let’s just say Karen uses her mad Church skills to retool it for the organ. XD

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Cross-posted to fsn(underscore)fiction and my personal lj.

( There’s no such thing as a free lunch. )

Title: Moonlit Toast
Rating: PG
Characters: Rider, Rin
Word Count: 591
Warning/s: Minor spoilers for Heaven's Feel, but nothing too huge.
Summary: Mortality has a bitter tang indeed.
Dedication: For katiroth! I hope you have a happy birthday, and enjoy the ficlet. It's a bit more melancholy than I wanted, but it’s chock full of Rider, and that's what counts the most. XD And the poem she's reading at the beginning? Ozymandias. I thought it fit nicely.
A/N: For the September 07 challenge at 31(underscore)days: You look a little bit older, a little bit colder.

Cross-posted to fsn(underscore)fiction, 31(underscore)days and my personal lj.

Moonlit Toast-Rider, Rin

( Mortality has a bitter tang indeed. )

Title: Rain In Three Parts
Rating: PG-13 (For some married couple sheningans)
Characters: Emiya Kiritsugu, Irisviel von Einzbern, Kiritsugu x Irisviel
Word Count: 1,122
Warning/s: Some Fate/Zero spoilers. Nothing that major, though.
Summary: The symbolism of rain is threefold.
Dedication: To yukari rin. I have no idea whether you support this pairing (or hell,if you even know who Irisviel is), but you’re writing me Archer x Rin smut, and I wanted to dedicate something to you, so there.
A/N:This is my contribution to fsn(underscore)fiction’s April challenge. Most of my notes are after the fic, but for those of you who don’t know who Irisviel is…you can find some helpful links in the original post for this on my lj. I tried to make it more or less clear in the fic who she was, but you can get all the details at the link.

Cross-posted to fsn(underscore)fiction and my personal lj.
( The symbolism of rain is threefold )